July 6, 2010
I Am Ficus, Need Hot Lay
Fig season is upon us! They are like fleshy pink dewdrop kisses that look like… don’t make me say it. Don’t!
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Fine, they look like VAGINA, ok? OK?? Happy now? God, you guys are such perverts!
No seriously, they do, right? They are such sexual creatures!
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