April 27, 2009
Meatless Monday FAIL
My Meatless Monday:
Breakfast: Cereal and a banana.
Lunch: Cold udon noodles and sauteed onions and mushrooms.
6pm: I head to the Oakland airport where I gotta pick up Stacy.
Driving down the 880, shit I need to pee. Drive for 20 minutes.
Oh, there’s an In-n-Out! Cleanest bathroom off the highway!
Brake, cut off car in the next lane, skid towards the exit.
I really did just come in to use the loo… but you can guess what comes next:
The Meatless Monday gods are punishing me right now with hardcore heartburn. Shoulda listened to Paystyle all along. Hope ya’ll did better than I did. I’ll try again next Monday!
3 Comments
OMG, I love your post, it’s hilarious.
Well, I read this on the news stands in Copenhagen the other week and though I’d share to make you feel better about your unsuccessful Meatless Monday.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/giles_coren/article6031230.ece
Gotta love the British.
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Here’s what I had:
Breakfast: Oatmeal w/honey (so far so good)
Lunch: Grilled chicken tacos
Dinner: Massive cheeseburger and super hot buffalo wings (which my ass is paying for today) from Bonnie’s Grill in Brooklyn.
EPIC SUCCESS!
I like your style, Kakabori!!!